True Adventures

I am Child Labor. Poo-tee-weet. Columbus, Ohio.

“Lastly, any of my Missoni sweaters. I don’t give a fuck what anybody says about my Missoni sweaters! Fuck you, if you don’t like my sweater!”

– Drake, on sweaters.

#meanred #cubby (at Wexner Center for the Arts)

#meanred #cubby (at Wexner Center for the Arts)

"Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!" #toboldlygowherenopezhadgonebefore #worfofstarfleet #myboy #birthday

"Sir, I protest, I am not a merry man!" #toboldlygowherenopezhadgonebefore #worfofstarfleet #myboy #birthday

My life working at a major university. #slimetime #istherighttime #ismytime

My life working at a major university. #slimetime #istherighttime #ismytime

"Don’t talk to me about politics," the colonel would tell him. "Our business is selling little fishes."

"Don’t talk to me about politics," the colonel would tell him. "Our business is selling little fishes."

#tbt when I met @jennydianelewis and she gave me a big box of all-purpose spice and I had really long bangs and I was still in college #whyweremybangssolong #lovelewis

#tbt when I met @jennydianelewis and she gave me a big box of all-purpose spice and I had really long bangs and I was still in college #whyweremybangssolong #lovelewis

Franz Kakfa: man or book? Only Facebook knows.

Franz Kakfa: man or book? Only Facebook knows.